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April 02 2018

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laskulls:

The cryptid Easter Bunny brings you plentiful candies and golden eggs this day ✨

bootyparticles:

honestly….gays shouldnt have to work

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mudfacejas:

breadmaakesyoufat:

gayscreaming:

happy easter

these posts are the shit thats gonna get yáll free passes to hell.

yáll

teradoration:

A monster that lurks deep within an abandoned temple. Many years ago, this was a place of grandeur where the monster was worshipped, but now the walls are crumbling, and the altar that was once overflowing with offerings is empty.

The monster waits for the day that its worshippers will return, but that day never comes. There is only you – tentatively stepping through the rubble, seeking the myth that you’ve read about. You reach the altar and kneel before it, listening intently. That’s when you hear a voice behind you, a gravelly voice that sounds like it hasn’t been used in hundreds of years.

“You’ve… come to worship?”

The longing in those words is unmistakable.

“Yes,” you say, and something huge moves behind you, footsteps dragging across the dusty ground.

You look up as it comes into view; four long arms hug awkwardly around its middle, and a gaunt face peers down at you with round, sunken eyes. Its teeth look far too big for its mouth, and at first you think it might be snarling at you, but then you realise it’s smiling.

Truly?” It says in excitement. “You wish to be in my favour?

“I wish only to serve you,” you recite, your words memorised from the ancient texts. “I acknowledge you as my god, my lord, the only deity that I –“

Yes, you worship!” It exclaims, practically beside itself with joy. One of those arms shoots out and it hauls you to your feet, leading you briskly across the room. “Okay, I show you, look at this, this is where I sit,” it says happily, pointing at a half-rotten throne. “It was gifted to me by the emperor, it still has his name there, do you see?”

You nod at the barely legible hieroglyphs, and the monster continues.

And this room, this is where I keep my treasures, this room here, this is the best room –“

It goes off on a bit of a tangent, telling you all about the time it saved the town from an outbreak of smallpox. It’s been so starved for conversation all these years that it seems only too happy to tell you its entire life story, reliving its glory days and looking more delighted by the second.

You don’t mind. This is exactly what you’re here for, to get to know the beautiful deity of years past. You’re just glad that you could make it so happy - it might have had thousands of followers all those years ago, but right now, it seems like one is enough.

gaymilesedgeworth:

“gender should be fun!” gender is a system of violent subjugation 

dear Antigone,
I take it as the task of the translator
to forbid that you should ever lose your screams
— Anne Carson, “The Task of the Translator of Antigone,” from Antigonick (via lyrasoxford)
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nevaehtyler:

Ohio wasn’t a part of the confederacy but it sure is full of racists

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

the mexican mole lizard is so good

heres a profile shot

and heres its lil mole hands

THE MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD !

MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD!!!!

robstmartin:

phantomavenger:

car-sonofmilos:

viperbranium:

byebyebriar:

The Four Elemental Power Walks

Water:

Earth: 

Fire:

 Air: 

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

They’re gonna meet in the middle

In the middle they will find the avatar, master of all elements and the force:

IT GOT BETTER

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honey-nut-queerio:

kaylascritters:

Have you ever seen such a beauty?

@luvfrog

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flyfella:

warmhappycat:

magicalwayswins:

warmhappycat:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

I think I’m using this right

He didn’t even get dumped.  She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? :) @warmhappycat

Sure thing!



Hope this helps!

Fucking decimated.

acoolguy:

m86:

acoolguy:

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

thats your bones

every day i learn some more

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sandsvendor100:

sandsvendor100:

Jesus Never Died

He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away

marvel:

the real april fools joke is me still being on this hellsite after 8 years

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